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027T 2 Can Sam
Opener

Check out the bird.... now he has a Cool Ass OPENER with 2 colors that glow in the dark and made by that same Cool Ass company you always hear about ......Cantina!

Hey Man ! If you can... don't you tink 2 Can? I knew you liked my style...couldn't resist could you?

As we say here.... 2 shades of color is you....... baby! cuz it's Like your personality.

$10

029D See Dick not Tip Opener

See Mixmaster buy a Copy, See Mixmaster try again... ooops We mean See Dick Buy Beer, See Dick not Tip, See Dick try again, See Dick Go thirsty....... Cool new printed and black coated  Vinyl dip opener. First of it's kind or at least until Mixmaster Slithers around and see's it...better get your original bar product master-less product here.............................. at Cantina!  

$10
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000 Legalized Drug Dealer Speed Opener

Inspired by an Idiot. This One time at Bar Camp..... we got this email from this guy.....  think his name was Tug  but he really should have said his name was "Thug your local Pimp ASS Drug Dealer".......it now seems more appropriate. Read on ........

$10

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000 Legalized Drug Dealer Speed Opener

Inspired by an Idiot. This One time at Bar Camp..... we got this email from this guy.....  think his name was Tug  but he really should have said his name was "Thug your local Pimp ASS Drug Dealer".......it now seems more appropriate. Read on ........

$10
 

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000 Bling-Bling BLUE L.E.D Flashing Speed Opener

SEE MIXMASTER Try to be like ME! Get your wallet out of the Vette' BOY ....cause Papa's got a  brand new bag. L.E.D.'s flashing lights for over 200 hours and batteries can be replaced. Smooth and flush so it fits in your pocket and holster. We have out done ourselves this time. See all the colors. They are now here.

$12

000 Bling-Bling RED L.E.D Flashing Speed
Opener

SEE MIXMASTER Try to be like ME! Get your wallet out of the Vette' BOY ....cause Papa's got a  brand new bag. L.E.D.'s flashing lights for over 200 hours and batteries can be replaced. Smooth and flush so it fits in your pocket and holster. We have out done ourselves this time. See all the colors. They are now here.

$12

000 Bling-Bling Green L.E.D Flashing Speed
Opener

SEE MIXMASTER Try to be like ME! Get your wallet out of the Vette' BOY ....cause Papa's got a  brand new bag. L.E.D.'s flashing lights for over 200 hours and batteries can be replaced. Smooth and flush so it fits in your pocket and holster. We have out done ourselves this time. See all the colors. They are now here.

$12

000 Bling-Bling Multi Color L.E.D Flashing Speed
Opener

SEE MIXMASTER Try to be like ME! Get your wallet out of the Vette' BOY ....cause Papa's got a  brand new bag. L.E.D.'s flashing lights for over 200 hours and batteries can be replaced. Smooth and flush so it fits in your pocket and holster. We have out done ourselves this time. See all the colors. They are now here.

$12

027T 2 Can Sam
Opener

Dead ant dead ant.......oh pinky you just aint right. Just when you thought stinky had your back?

shazam can't manage without ya Cantina man where would I get my ideas?

$10

000 DE KAPITATOR

......Like Notches in a BARSLINGERS belt, The Dekapitator reveals some of it's "victims" printed in permanent color on both sides. Bartenders, see if your customers recognize any of these local and exotic beer casings. These colorful speed openers are printed using our patented rock and hammer technology allowing for photo quality art to be displayed.

$10
 

000 Will Robinson Danger Opener

Back to the old skool ideas with a new kid on the block. Look out DANGER Will Robinson.

$10

000 Pepper-Mint Patty Opener

Damn she was a feisty one but well worth it! Get her while she still looks good.

$10
 

000 Cotton Candy
Opener

Back to the old skool ideas with a new kid on the block.

$10

000 Checker Board Opener

Get one today so it will match your VANS.

$10
 

000 Itty Bitty Comity Brunette Speed Opener

Oh my.....  friends, family and enemies we have just  turned up the heat!  Our new itty bitty Committee has cool new concept that is taking the internet and the bar by storm. We now have sweet new designs full color permanently embossed into the bottle opener. This image will not rub off like the freaks down the street but will be a permanent lasting image for you to enjoy when your working and when your not.. Join the itty bitty committee today and see why it's bottoms up here at Cantina.

$10

000 Itty Bitty Comity Brunette Speed Opener

Oh my.....  friends, family and enemies we have just  turned up the heat!  Our new itty bitty Committee has cool new concept that is taking the internet and the bar by storm. We now have sweet new designs full color permanently embossed into the bottle opener. This image will not rub off like the freaks down the street but will be a permanent lasting image for you to enjoy when your working and when your not.. Join the itty bitty committee today and see why it's bottoms up here at Cantina.

$10
 

000 MAN' Jitous Speed Opener

000 MAN' Jitous Speed Opener

000 Itty Bitty Comity BLONDE Speed Opener

Oh my.....  friends, family and enemies we have just  turned up the heat!  Our new itty bitty Comity has cool new concept that is taking the internet and the bar by storm. We now have sweet new designs full color permanently embossed into the bottle opener. This image will not rub off like the freaks down the street but will be a permanent lasting image for you to enjoy when your working and when your not.. Join the itty bitty committee today and see why it's bottoms up here at Cantina.

$10

000 Itty Bitty Comity BLONDE Speed Opener

Oh my.....  friends, family and enemies we have just  turned up the heat!  Our new itty bitty Comity has cool new concept that is taking the internet and the bar by storm. We now have sweet new designs full color permanently embossed into the bottle opener. This image will not rub off like the freaks down the street but will be a permanent lasting image for you to enjoy when your working and when your not.. Join the itty bitty committee today and see why it's bottoms up here at Cantina.

$10
 

000 Itty Bitty Comity Mocha Speed Opener

Oh my.....  friends, family and enemies we have just  turned up the heat!  Our new itty bitty Comity has cool new concept that is taking the internet and the bar by storm. We now have sweet new designs full color permanently embossed into the bottle opener. This image will not rub off like the freaks down the street but will be a permanent lasting image for you to enjoy when your working and when your not.. Join the itty bitty committee today and see why it's bottoms up here at Cantina.

$10

000 Itty Bitty Comity Mocha Speed Opener

Oh my.....  friends, family and enemies we have just  turned up the heat!  Our new itty bitty Comity has cool new concept that is taking the internet and the bar by storm. We now have sweet new designs full color permanently embossed into the bottle opener. This image will not rub off like the freaks down the street but will be a permanent lasting image for you to enjoy when your working and when your not.. Join the itty bitty committee today and see why it's bottoms up here at Cantina.

$10
 

000 TEAM USA Speed Opener

Have you lost faith in the constitution? Have you lost faith in American Politics?... well we have! Now when politics and the truth are out the door know we got you covered we ll' at least your covered.... Go TEAM BIKINI USA get this new process of embossed full color hot bodies....on yes "your tools."

$10

000 TEAM USA Speed Opener

Have you lost faith in the constitution? Have you lost faith in American Politics?... well we have! Now when politics and the truth are out the door you know we got you covered, we ll' at least somebody is covered.... Go TEAM BIKINI USA get this new process of embossed full color hot bodies....oh yes ..now on "your tools."

$10

027CD Canadian Flag
Opener

Them there moose up in dem hills..... seen em' myself.

 You know when you love your country it loves you back.

Check us out dude we got you covered from head to  toe with maple syrup little buddy..... eh'.

$10

After years of research and development  yeah right...........  try 20 minutes on the web and "shazam"! The Patriot Game Opener is now ready and Patent Pending. A new breed of advertisement is underway. We can put full Color High Tech coating on the new blades. It is decorated on the edges through and through and decorated on both sides. Extremely durable. Isn't it time you became a Patriot. 

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$10

0272 "Zulu Nation" Opener

You know your a stallion in disguise but your customers don't know. Now show them how to be a blend of both worlds. Or Zebra for short we say here..... These new styles will be coming to a bar near you. Order yours today.

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$10

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027L Leopard Opener

We see you sneaking around behind the bar. Now you have stealth. Stealth like the wind. Great new coatings won't chip or scratch or flake out like our protégé. Patterns cover both sides and last a lifetime.

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$10
 

000 PINK Leopard Opener

A pink Leopard what the HELL is wrong with Cantina? I aint ever seen no Pink Leopard. "Oh Yeah"! " I did last night he was at my BAR". Get your sweet new Pink Leopard exclusive smoosive from us. Patterns cover both sides and last a lifetime.

$10

finally they are ready order today

000 Cheetah Opener

You have been cheatin' and buying from B_R Products and now you want the Cheetah....we'll just back Jack cause we beat the path and find the exotic for you. We see you sneaking around behind the bar. Now you have stealth. Stealth like the wind. Great new coatings won't chip or scratch or flake out like our protégé. Patterns cover both sides and last a lifetime.

$10
 

029F Prohibition Opener

"Helping Ugly People Get Laid Since Prohibition"  

Come on.... admit it' you know how us few, very select, uncommonly proud, the out of control, lewd, crude and you know by now just plain rude.... How we have it made in the shade serving up our brew. 

  Jump back Cracker Jack! Who ever told you being a legal drug dealer that you could help some many people get their rocks up and off ......

  $10

Get your masterpiece today before prohibition hits your town again!

029F Prohibition Opener

"Helping Ugly People Get Laid Since Prohibition"  

Come on.... admit it' you know how us few, very select, uncommonly proud, the out of control, lewd, crude and you know by now just plain rude.... How we have it made in the shade serving up our brew. 

  Jump back Cracker Jack! Who ever told you being a legal drug dealer that you could help some many people get their rocks up and off ......

  $10

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell and hanging with the devil we're still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Fire Walker Openers show the bar who's on fire. You Baby! Fire walking on both sides for your burning desire.

$10

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell were still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Show the Devil you isn't afraid to sell his poison and open it with a flame treated bottle opener!

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$15

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell and hanging with the devil we're still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Fire Walker Openers show the bar who's on fire. You Baby! Fire walking on both sides for your burning desire.

$10

027F Flair Devil Opener's  

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell were still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Show the Devil you isn't afraid to sell his poison and open it with a flame treated bottle opener!

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$15

027A Black Fire Walker Opener's

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell and hanging with the devil we're still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Fire Walker Openers show the bar who's on fire. You Baby! Fire walking on both sides for your burning desire.

$10

027A Red Fire Walker Opener's

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell and hanging with the devil we're still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Fire Walker Openers show the bar who's on fire. You Baby! Fire walking on both sides for your burning desire.

$10