Legalized
Drug-(Alcohol)/
Dealer Speed
Opener
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Inspired by an European' Idiot. "and, and this One time at Bar Camp"..... we got this email from this dude..... we think his name was Tug but he really should have said his name was "Thug, your Local Pimp ASS Drug Dealer".......it now would seem more appropriate. and , and ...In his email he try's to pimp us out... and says" that we copied his crappy, childish un- edited video". He then goes out on a fragile limb...we'll uh.... that limb is Tug's intuitive hunch?...we think more like probably a bogus email from our cancer like competition trying to F_ _ _ someone up and then proceeds accuse us of coping his video.. .........all this on his intuitive hunch "he says"? Well.... Wrongo Dongo.... Mr. Pimp Ass Drug Dealer....." Look at Tug!!!! pushing his weight on the internet shame on you!"....Just trying to make us look bad.... OH Tug WE'RE BAD alright .... but not in the bad you may write about,... but just plain BAD ASS. So now, out of appreciation to this European Idiot...even more than ever before.... we will dedicate our lives and our passion of making cool bar stuff and continuing to provide all you Pimp Ass Drug Dealers (Bartenders) a sweet new Toy. So if you are offended by the name Legalized Drug Dealer then you might possibly want to consider working at Dairy Queen...... Legalized Drug Dealer......Yeah so what? We're a Drug Dealer's Haven for Bartenders and their gear and we like to be big ass pimps too behind the bar..... Why? because we are all great bartenders here in case you didn't know that.... that is how this whole thing started silly rabbit. So Get over it and then get over yourself and stop thinking you are better than the guy or girl down the road and realize that alcohol is a drug however you just get to serve it freely and legally. But most importantly remember that no one is out to get you. Enjoy that right to be legal, because alcohol has put a lot people dead in the ground and wrecked lives.....it is a proven fact. We do love and respect all bartenders around the world but want you to respect alcohol when pouring it for the next person. It's not really that bad buddy.......or if your really mad then just get one of these new openers while they are flying off the shelf The Theory: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CUT OFF from the internet or drinkin' YOU BETTER TIP BIG OR YOU WILL BE PIMPED OUT. ..... That is what that ol' fella Mark told me a long time ago....If you order soon we have some new European pimp ass drug dealing teeth free with every order.....sucka. P.S......A small tribute to our new marketing director Tug...... you have brought us a lot of publicity and we have noticed an increase in sales and our orders have actually gone up so keep up the good work you fancy fella you.
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Tug just emailed and "says" Thanks for my blade dude! Your a real buddy and I really like it! Can I please order one? I really really, really appreciate it so much! I am going to email it to everybody on our database which is quite big and get everybody to buy one off you. How's that sound? I feel like making you some money cause
I feel terrible after accusing you of
nothing and I feel like making it up to you. Hopefully by
doing that, I will stop having nightmares and I will once again
be able to sleep. I need to sleep. All the best my good friend and looking forward seeing you at Quest. Will you be there? Well I really hope so, so I can finally put a face to the name. Dying to meet you.
Tug
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